¯_(ツ)_/¯ PRIVATE FUNCTION

Private Function are back and more cooked than a gas station pie at 3am. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is 19 tracks of punk mayhem, synth chaos, and lyrical brain damage - it’s less an album, more a musical glassing at a family BBQ.

It’s got everything - sea shanties, shouty vowel cults, meth-river odes, and enough swearing to get banned in every state except Queensland (where it’ll probably go gold). Songs like ‘Gamma Ray’ and ‘Dumpster Diving’ hit like a magpie on steroids, while ‘Fuck Me Dead’ deserves to be the new national anthem.

It’s stupid, filthy, unhinged, and somehow still catchy as fuck. You’ll laugh, cry, then get kicked out of the pub for yelling ‘Sucked In Fuckhead’ at the jukebox.

10/10 bin chickens. Get it. Blast it. Regret nothing.