“Satans Cock” - KÜNTSQUÄD

KÜNTSQUÄD – Satans Cock

(Wormholedeath Records)

Two years, a few existential breakdowns, and likely several ruptured organs later, Melbourne’s filth-splattered death merchants KÜNTSQUÄD have unleashed their second sonic atrocity, Satans Cock. And holy fuck, it’s a scorcher.

Recorded at Goatsound Studios with Aussie heavy overlord Jason Fuller (Blood Duster, King Parrot) and Jamie Collic, this album is a blasphemous masterclass in old-school crusty death metal drenched in satire, splattered in gore, and delivered with all the subtlety of a chainsaw to the bollocks.

Opener “PISS AND PURGE” sets the scene with 75 seconds of pure audio nausea, before the title track “SATANS COCK” stomps in, swinging like Lucifer’s own dildo. Vocals from the pit of Beelzebub’s bidet, riffs tuned lower than your self-esteem, and lyrical content that’ll make your religious aunt spontaneously combust.

Tracks like “GENITAL DISMEMBERMENT BOT CULT” and “ZOMBIE CUM” are as grotesque as they are genius, equal parts nihilistic art and piss taking chaos. But beneath the surface level filth lies surprisingly deft musicianship - complex rhythms, unpredictable shifts, and a disturbing sense of purpose. This isn’t edge-lord nonsense, it’s pointed, perverse and painfully self-aware.

The single “PSYCHOTROPIC LYFE” is the standout, hooky as fuck and grimy enough to make your soul itch. There’s satire in spades, but it’s backed by a very real, very heavy undercurrent of existential dread and contempt for a world gone fully tits up.

Satans Cock is disgusting and fucking brilliant. It’s the soundtrack to the end times, if the end times were hosted at Cherry Bar and sponsored by longnecks and Satan’s jockstrap.

Put simply — If this offends you, it’s probably working.

10 tracks. Zero fucks given. Absolute filth. Essential listening.